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The Sceptical Poet Shop Now Open!

The next phase of our shameless money-grabbing exercise has begun! You can now buy Sceptical Poet themed t-shirts, mugs and other products at our new shop, which can be found here: https://shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/thescepticalpoet Or alternatively, click the Shop menu option above. The range of products is currently small, but we are working on many designs which […]

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The Sceptical Poet is now on Patreon!

At the moment, stories for the Sceptical Poet are written in our spare time under a cloud of shame. Our children watch us mournfully while we type a few hundred words, delaying their meals by whole minutes of time. This situation cannot continue. But there is an answer! Give us money! At Patreon, you can […]

by Kevin Harris

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Fake News Writer Solemnly Deletes Unfinished Stories that Aren’t Topical Anymore 

Fake News Writer Solemnly Deletes Unfinished Stories that Aren’t Topical Anymore 

A writer of fake news stories has solemnly deleted several unfinished stories after it emerged that they were no longer topical and he was too fucking slow/busy to finish them. “I was quite proud of some of them,” the careerless wannabe writer told us. “The most recent was Richard Branson’s Bike Unoccupies Him. Neatly encapsulated […]