Donald Trump Taps Father Christmas for Foreign Secretary 

Father Christmas has been appointed to Foreign Secretary in the upcoming Trump administration. The bearded globetrotter was considered the ideal choice to export Trump’s version of America across the world. Donald Trump explained his choice at a media conference by tweeting via his mobile to the journalists standing right in front of him: “Nic is […]

The Sceptical Poet Shop Now Open!

The next phase of our shameless money-grabbing exercise has begun! You can now buy Sceptical Poet themed t-shirts, mugs and other products at our new shop, which can be found here: Or alternatively, click the Shop menu option above. The range of products is currently small, but we are working on many designs which […]

The Sceptical Poet is now on Patreon!

At the moment, stories for the Sceptical Poet are written in our spare time under a cloud of shame. Our children watch us mournfully while we type a few hundred words, delaying their meals by whole minutes of time. This situation cannot continue. But there is an answer! Give us money! At Patreon, you can […]

Dad, What the F#*@?