Open Letters
Open Letter from the Future
What follows is an open letter intended for the perusal of a Mr Duane Doyle, delivered to the offices of The Sceptical Poet by a mysterious man in suit and sunglasses… Dear Grandad, This is your grandson, Nathan. You’ve never met me because I’ve not been born yet. Don’t get arsey with with the space-time […]
Open Letter to David Cameron
What follows is an open letter to the Prime Minister David Cameron, from ‘Cecil’… Hello, Mr Prime Minister. My name is Cecil. It never used to be but it is now. My original name doesn’t matter as you never knew it before and no-one noticed me anyway. The reason for the name-change to Cecil will […]
Open Letter from Space
What follows is an open letter to the Earth, from alien race the Ekids… Please pay close attention if you are over the age of thirty or unable to work for whatever reason. Dear Humanoids, It will come as no surprise to you, if you have the Internet or any friends at all, that many […]
Open Letter to Richard Branson
What follows is an open letter to the famed entrepeneur Richard Branson, by should-be-famous entrepeneur Gerard Nickleby… Dear Richard Branson, I too am an entrepeneur, and I have discovered a foolproof way that you could save money. I suggest that you take me on as an advisor, with a 51% share in all revenue from […]
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