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Chiropractor Claims their Bullshit is less Bullshitty than other Chiropractors’ Bullshit
Following on from revelations that some chiropractors are utter twats who crack babies spines, a chiropractor from Hull has claimed that their particular brand of bullshit is less bullshitty than that used by the most bullshitty of chiropractors. Helen Mauve told the BBC: “My bullshit is only bullshit with a lower case b. Their bullshit […]
No Such Thing as Winter Say Westerosi Climate Change Sceptics
Westeros is experiencing a huge rise in people calling themselves Climate Change Sceptics after winter once again failed to turn up, despite numerous warnings from House Stark that ‘winter is coming’. We caught up with Hyldon, a smith from the Reach: “Winter is coming, say the Starks. But what do they know, they’re all dead. […]
The Greatest Love Story in the Universe
Today is Valentine’s Day, so to celebrate we bring you an interview with the two lovers at the heart of the greatest love story in the universe, the story of two black holes brought together over the whole of time and space: So, Massive Black Hole Number One, what first attracted you to Massive Black […]
Dead Sperm Whales Just Trying to Impregnate the UK
Whale experts at the University of Oxford believe that the recent spate of dead sperm whales washing up on British coastline is evidence that they are simply trying to impregnate the UK. “What we’re seeing are the sperm whales which failed,” said Dr Tim Weeks. “We’ll probably see many more, maybe in the millions. Eventually […]
Richard Dawkins in Non-Offensive Twitter Tirade
Following on from his previous Twitter tirade of misogynistic, anti-semitic, Islamophobic, sandwich-hating tweets, Richard Dawkins has once again set the world of internet outrage addicts aflame with a new set of controversial tweets, only this time his supporters insist he has been misinterpreted and that he has nothing to apologise for. Earlier this week, Dawkins […]
The Sceptical Poet 