Interviews
David Attenborough Reveals He Just Reads Whatever the Teleprompter Says
David Attenborough has revealed that he’s been using a teleprompter for the whole of his career and knows nothing about naturalism or animals. “My degree is in English. I haven’t a fucking clue about animals.” Sir Attenborough revealed the truth in an interview with Gorillas Monthly. When asked why he has spent most of his […]
The Greatest Love Story in the Universe
Today is Valentine’s Day, so to celebrate we bring you an interview with the two lovers at the heart of the greatest love story in the universe, the story of two black holes brought together over the whole of time and space: So, Massive Black Hole Number One, what first attracted you to Massive Black […]
Jeremy Kyle gets ‘Mugged Off’
In a first for ITV, daytime talk show mogul Jeremy Kyle has wowed audiences and critics alike with his latest indepth interview. This week saw Jeremy Kyle interview Jeremy Kyle for The Jeremy Kyle show. In a bid to set the record straight about his failed marriage and make some hard cash at the same […]
70 Year Old Woman Regrets Tattoo
Mary Heinz, a 70-year-old ‘former hellraiser’ from Merseyside has claimed to regret getting her entire body covered in tattoos. In an interview with pensioners’ magazine ’65+’ – which she insists wasn’t done just to supplement her meagre pension – Mary says: “My parents always told me: you’ll regret it when you’re older. And they were […]
Homeless Man Creates Superhero Costume from Discarded Umbrellas
Kyle Manors has always been a creative man. He was once the foremost designer of top of the range bum-bags and shellsuits, until the market changed and his fortunes dipped. Twenty years and a severe case of clinical Minecraft addiction later, the bedroom tax dealt the final blow, and Kyle found himself homeless and […]
The Sceptical Poet 