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The Sceptical Poet Shop Now Open!
The next phase of our shameless money-grabbing exercise has begun! You can now buy Sceptical Poet themed t-shirts, mugs and other products at our new shop, which can be found here: https://shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/thescepticalpoet Or alternatively, click the Shop menu option above. The range of products is currently small, but we are working on many designs which […]
The Spectical Poet
Fake newspaper website The Spectical Poet (sic) has annoyed all of its friends, real and virtual, with its constant bombardment of quirky yet close to the bone satire. The site is run by one bespectacled loner from his mother’s basement who pretends he has a whole team of writers and is shouded in top secret […]
The Sceptical Poet Dating
Category Male Seeks Female Hi ladies, my name is Big Trev and I’m 42 from Birkenhead. I’m looking for a younger lady as I’d like to have children. I like smart women who can cook. My favourite food is spaghetti hoops on toast. I don’t like women who wear high heels they can’t walk in […]
Friday the 1️⃣3️⃣th. The Day You Will Almost Certainly Die
Today. Friday the 13th. The day you will almost certainly die. Or seriously injure yourself. Or lose or break a prized and/or irreplaceable possession. Or forget a very important appointment. Or stub your toe or get one of those nasty little paper-cuts, blighters. But, almost certainly, something BAD will happen to you today. Or, to […]
Today is National Make Shit Up Day
These days, every day seems to be national day for something or other. National coffee day. National frog day. National grandparents day. National conspiracy theory day. National eat crisps with your feet day. National slap yourself with a wet fish day. National fart in the bath day. And today is no exception. Today, is national […]
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