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Donald Trump Taps Father Christmas for Foreign Secretary
Father Christmas has been appointed to Foreign Secretary in the upcoming Trump administration. The bearded globetrotter was considered the ideal choice to export Trump’s version of America across the world. Donald Trump explained his choice at a media conference by tweeting via his mobile to the journalists standing right in front of him: “Nic is […]
Tories to Continue Mistreating Real Immigrants in Honour of Andrew Sachs
Now that the actor who played their favourite immigrant has died, cabinet MPs have promised to continue oppressing real immigrants as a tribute to the long-suffering Spanish waiter Manuel. “I used to love watching Fawlty Towers as a child,” said the right hon. Margaret Neckdemon. “I adored the way Basil treated Manuel as sub-human just […]
The Sceptical Poet 