Out of This World
Captain America Shot Dead after a Child Falls into his Enclosure
Lovable US superhero Captain America has been shot dead by the army after a child fell into his enclosure during a school trip. The incident happened yesterday morning. It is believed the child climbed the five foot wall around the enclosure while his parents weren’t looking, hoping for a glimpse of ‘the Cap’. Once fallen […]
No Such Thing as Winter Say Westerosi Climate Change Sceptics
Westeros is experiencing a huge rise in people calling themselves Climate Change Sceptics after winter once again failed to turn up, despite numerous warnings from House Stark that ‘winter is coming’. We caught up with Hyldon, a smith from the Reach: “Winter is coming, say the Starks. But what do they know, they’re all dead. […]
Grim Reaper at it Again
The Grim Reaper has again absconded from his employers to reap random celebrities. The Reaper was sacked last year for reaping musicians that annoyed him, but was re-instated recently after doctors insisted he’d since made a full mental recovery. “He’s definitely fucking fired this time,” said his employer, Fate. “Every five minutes he reaps another […]
Open Letter from the Future
What follows is an open letter intended for the perusal of a Mr Duane Doyle, delivered to the offices of The Sceptical Poet by a mysterious man in suit and sunglasses… Dear Grandad, This is your grandson, Nathan. You’ve never met me because I’ve not been born yet. Don’t get arsey with with the space-time […]
The Greatest Love Story in the Universe
Today is Valentine’s Day, so to celebrate we bring you an interview with the two lovers at the heart of the greatest love story in the universe, the story of two black holes brought together over the whole of time and space: So, Massive Black Hole Number One, what first attracted you to Massive Black […]
The Sceptical Poet 