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Richard Dawkins in Offensive Twitter Tirade
The famous biologist and atheist Richard Dawkins has offended tens of people with an astonishing tirade of offensive tweets on the social media platform Twitter. Dawkins, a proponent of the ‘new Atheism’ – a term invented by people bored with plain old Atheism (not to be confused with Atheism Plus, a term invented by people […]
Hurricane Avery to Hit New York
Newly appointed president of the United States, Lenk Fassbender and his deputy Wiegert Smeigert have today issued code red flood and snow warnings about Hurricane Avery. “Following the recent ‘Aver’lanche, Hurricane Avery is set to hit New York imminently,” said President Fassbender. “Please lock up your wives and daughters.” A weather expert at Manitowoc County […]
David Bowie’s Son to Sue NASA for Failing to Find Out if There is Life on Mars
The film director Duncan Jones, son of the late pop legend David Bowie, has threatened via his twitter account to sue NASA for failing to answer his father’s question: is there life on Mars? “My father was asking ‘is there life on Mars?’ for 45 years, and yet NASA failed to find an answer. I […]
Controversy as Syria War Strategists Revealed to be Games Workshop Staff
David Cameron came under fire this week when it was revealed that he has been outsourcing strategy planning for the war in Syria to his local branch of Games Workshop. The news came out when a journalist casually visited the shop and noticed that the 3D game board in the middle of the shop looked […]
Government to Outsource Syria Debate to One Poll
The government has decided to outsource any further ethical debate over the bombing of Syria to multiple-choice pollsters One Poll. “Morals are difficult,” said David Cameron. “I think it’s much better if we privatise these kinds of decisions to anonymous Internet button clickers.” One Poll are said to be delighted to have beaten ATOS to […]
The Sceptical Poet 