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Stars of New American Sitcom Argue Over Who is the Superhero
The stars of a new American drama about young twenty-somethings who live in some apartments and have jobs and friends and conversations have had a public spat over which of them plays the show’s superhero. The show is called Some People and follows the lives of six friends in New Jersey as they go about […]
Chiropractor Claims their Bullshit is less Bullshitty than other Chiropractors’ Bullshit
Following on from revelations that some chiropractors are utter twats who crack babies spines, a chiropractor from Hull has claimed that their particular brand of bullshit is less bullshitty than that used by the most bullshitty of chiropractors. Helen Mauve told the BBC: “My bullshit is only bullshit with a lower case b. Their bullshit […]
The Pope is Gay
In what has been called the greatest ‘troll’ of all time, Pope Francis has revealed that he is gay. Pope Francis, real name Jorge, was giving a speech to a gathering of cardinals in his capacity as 266th leader of the Catholic church. In the middle of a half-arsed sentence about potentially ‘modernising’ the church […]
Julian Assange Requests UN Change Definition of Rape to ‘Arbitrary Detention of the Penis’
Following on from his success in getting the UN to recognise the avoidance of arrest as somehow being detained against your will, Julian Assange has decided to see what other bullshit he can get away with. As of today he has petitioned the UN to recognise rape as ‘the unlawful and arbitrary detention of the […]
Richard Dawkins in Non-Offensive Twitter Tirade
Following on from his previous Twitter tirade of misogynistic, anti-semitic, Islamophobic, sandwich-hating tweets, Richard Dawkins has once again set the world of internet outrage addicts aflame with a new set of controversial tweets, only this time his supporters insist he has been misinterpreted and that he has nothing to apologise for. Earlier this week, Dawkins […]
The Sceptical Poet 