Entertainment
Vic Reeves Furious to Discover That He Isn’t Funny Anymore
Vic Reeves has had a meltdown this week after watching himself on a rerun of 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. “I didn’t get one laugh. Not one,” he told comedy partner Bob Mortimer (who is still a bit funny, but if the truth be known, hit his peak with the whole Jarvis Cocker/Michael […]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Admits She’s Scared of the Dark
Buffy Anne Summers, AKA the wisecracking demon destroyer Buffy the Vampire Slayer, has gone on record this week to confess that she is still afraid of the dark: “Give me an evil vampire to stake or a demon to slay, and I’m a brave little toaster. On the other hand, if I have to get […]
Borders Must Close, say Britons Who Want America to Keep James Corden
According to a new survey by Radio 4, 92% of the British public believe that the UK’s borders should be permanently closed. This sudden increase in anti-immigration fervour has been traced back to recent events – namely rumours that TV barnacle James Corden might return from the US. “You’ve got to keep him out,” said […]
ET Phone Care Line
ET has gone on record this week to confirm the rumours that he is, in fact, Jesus Christ. Speaking exclusively to the wonderful Scepticpoet, he revealed: “I’m a little miffed that no one has ever noticed before, save for the odd college student and their pretentious media studies essays. I’m a bit lonely now and […]
‘The Sims 5’ Review
Hot on the heels of post-apocalyptic sandbox hit, Fallout 4, EA are due to release the latest addition to The Sims franchise. The Sims 5: WWIII takes place in a post-apocalyptic America in which you have to ensure your Sims’ survival against mutants, radiation, aliens, and their own stupidity. Talking about the game at a […]
The Sceptical Poet 