Entertainment
Out of Work Baker Accuses ‘Bake Off’ Winner of Stealing Her Job
Out of work baker Julie Baddon of Somerset has accused Nadiya Jamir Hussain, the winner of this year’s ‘The Great British Bake Off’, of “stealing her job”. “She took my job,” said an angry Julie in the Daily Mail. “I’ve worked all my life to make cakes for the British public, and applied to be […]
Jessica Fletcher Revealed as the Killer in all 264 Episodes of Murder She Wrote
Earlier this week, Angela Lansbury went on record to confirm that her character Jessica Fletcher was in fact the killer in every episode of the hit television show. “There was going to be a big cross-over show finale starring Columbo in which the true murderer was revealed as Jessica herself,” she proudly announced. “Then there […]
Remake of Danger Mouse Turns out to be Nothing More Than Original Series With a Revamped Theme Tune
The long awaited new series of the 80s children’s television classic Danger Mouse has been outed as a fake this week by a disgruntled fan. “They’ve just rereleased the same old shoddy episodes with a fancy arse new theme tune,” said Keith from Grumpsville. Keith is famous for not liking change, and for being a […]
New ‘Church of Doctor Who’ Collapses Into Chaos After Peter Capaldi Signs Autograph as the Thirteenth Doctor
The new ‘Church of Doctor Who’ religion, started last month by a fan in Cardiff, has collapsed into chaos after actor Peter Capaldi signed an autograph for its founder as the thirteenth Doctor. “Peter Capaldi is not the thirteenth Doctor,” fumed the Church’s founder James Hartnell (name changed by deedpoll), “He is the twelfth. Matt […]
Celebrity Plankton in The Australian Jungle.
The new series of ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’ starts next month on ITV. The names of the ‘celebrities’ are being kept a secret until the launch show but producers have told us: “You won’t be disappointed. We’ve really, really scraped the barrel this year. You can expect to have not heard […]
The Sceptical Poet 