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The Sceptical Poet Shop Now Open!
The next phase of our shameless money-grabbing exercise has begun! You can now buy Sceptical Poet themed t-shirts, mugs and other products at our new shop, which can be found here: https://shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/thescepticalpoet Or alternatively, click the Shop menu option above. The range of products is currently small, but we are working on many designs which […]
Corbyn Kidnapped by Labour MPs after Hunting Rare Pokémon
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has been kidnapped after being lured into an alley in the belief that he was chasing a rare Electachu pokémon. Once in the alley, Mr Corbyn was so distracted by his phone screen that he was easily subdued by a group of Labour MPs, who bundled him into a van and […]
Theresa May Resigns as Prime Minister
In the latest twist of the complicated saga that is modern politics, newly appointed Prime Minister and leader of the Tory party Theresa May has handed in her resignation. When asked why she had made the decision, she stated: “It was time.” A hasty leadership election was called an hour ago, but all four […]
The Sceptical Poet is now on Patreon!
At the moment, stories for the Sceptical Poet are written in our spare time under a cloud of shame. Our children watch us mournfully while we type a few hundred words, delaying their meals by whole minutes of time. This situation cannot continue. But there is an answer! Give us money! At Patreon, you can […]
Sales of Tiny Violins Soar After Brexit
The obscure art of tiny violin making has been given a boost after the fallout from Brexit saw sales rise to record levels. Bill Phillips, a violin shop owner from South Wales, says his shop is now always full of really sarcastic people wanting small violins. “It’s normally slow in the violin trade. Now I […]
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