Hipster Trunks Manufacturers Still Waiting for Increase in Sales
Manufacturers of men’s hipster trunks are still waiting for the current increase in hipsters to lead to an increase of sales of their ridiculous underwear. We caught up with Phil McGregor, CEO of Melvin Stein Underwear: “It goes against all our prediction. Our products are called hipsters. They themselves are called hipsters. It should be […]
Labour No Longer Even Backed by D:Ream
Labour have been left disappointed after it was revealed that their former cheerleaders, pop band D:Ream, no longer support Labour. The band’s song Things Can Only Get Better became the official anthem for Labour’s 1994 election campaign, helping them into power despite the general message being really fucking cynical if you think about it. D:Ream […]
New T-shirts for Sale!
Not content with hating sport silently? Why not alienate your sporty friends by insulting them with a passive-aggressive t-shirt? Tell them what they know to be true deep inside by putting it in words across your chest, where they can read it and be enlightened while simultaneously admiring/laughing at your body. The t-shirts come in […]