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George Lucas to Release American Graffiti Special Edition Featuring Actual Graffiti
Serial film remixer George Lucas has once again pissed about with one of his films. Speaking by skype from his secret ranch on the moon (or is it?), he said: “I’ve always felt that I couldn’t do what I wanted with American Graffiti, which was have lots of scenes of people spraying graffiti on things. […]
It’s A Blue, Blue Christmas
Facebook recently announced that it has ‘bought Christmas’. In a statement to the press, they said they have purchased the entire festival and everything related to it. Father Christmas will now wear a blue outfit to offset his white beard in a bid to emulate the colours of the facebook flag. In addition, facebook will […]
McDonald’s Staff Members Think It Would Be Cool to Be Replaced by Robots
Following increased speculation that the rise in the US minimum wage could result in McDonald’s replacing its workers with robots, its staff respond with inappropriate enthusiasm. Jamie Burgman said, “How cool would that be? It would be like living in the Terminator universe. Except instead of evil military robots run by an implacable intelligence, it […]
Stan Lee Apologises for Populating the Entire Film World with People in Silly Costumes
As superhero films continue to churn their way out of Hollywood at an exponential rate, Marvel comics stalwart Stan Lee has apologised for inventing most of the characters in the first place. Caught with his head in his hands outside a studio where he was filming yet another cameo, Lee said: “I’m so, so sorry. […]
The Sceptical Poet 