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ET Phone Care Line
ET has gone on record this week to confirm the rumours that he is, in fact, Jesus Christ. Speaking exclusively to the wonderful Scepticpoet, he revealed: “I’m a little miffed that no one has ever noticed before, save for the odd college student and their pretentious media studies essays. I’m a bit lonely now and […]
Ghosts to Put Cap on Immigration of the Living, says Sally Morgan
Sally Morgan, the celebrity psychic and earpiece fan, surprised a packed theatre this week when she passed on an anti-immigrant message from the ‘other side’. Sally suddenly stopped her message from granddad Bill?/John?/nowaitJack? and informed the crowd that a spokesperson for the whole of the spirit world was on the line and was about to pass […]
Jesus’s Mum Calls Him Selfish for Not Having Any Kids
Jesus’s mum, Mary Carpenter, has gone on record in an interview for the Catholic Herald as believing her son, Christian superhero Jesus Christ, to be selfish for choosing to be childless. “How dare he waste his time inspiring multitudes when he could be pouring all his love and devotion into a small number of select […]
Confusion as Dorian Gray Thinks He’s Christian Grey
Dorian Gray has announced that he feels even more pressure to stay young and fit after the success of Fifty Shades of Grey. Speaking befuddled and confused from a nursing home in South Shields, Dorian told The Sceptical Poet: “I’m trending again now, and I need to keep up appearances. I exercise five times a […]
Halloween Puts the Fear of God in Us Say Ghouls and Werewolves
Demons, ghouls and werewolves among others have gone on record this month, saying they dread Halloween to the extent that they’ve nicknamed it ‘Helloween’. “All those pesky kids in masks threatening to egg my house if I don’t give them an eyeball gobstopper. It’s terrifying,” said Colin, a shy werewolf from ‘over the water’. “I’m […]
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