Entertainment
New Star Trek Series Just Rick Berman Streaming Box Sets From His Living Room
Star Trek fans were devastated this morning when it was revealed that the new Star Trek series due for release in 2017 is just former series producer Rick Berman beaming – sorry, streaming – box sets of the old series’ from his living room. Fans were elated at last night’s news that the show would […]
Andrew Lloyd Webber To sit on the Naughty Step
Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber has been ordered by the people of the United Kingdom of England to sit on the naughty step. The public have voted and the majority (albeit not a very big one, but a majority nonetheless) have voted in favour of the mogul being punished like a child. “If he’s going to […]
Outrage as Rugby Players are Replaced by Singing Buffoons
ITV have received tens of thousands of complaints this week after coverage of the rugby was replaced by The X Factor. “It’s a bloody disgrace,” said sports fan Wally. “I was just getting into the rugby and then they went and axed it for Shite Factor. Now I’ll never know what happened to my favourite […]
Children In Need ‘Childhood Hero’ Theme Takes a Turn For the worst
This year’s Children In Need rehearsals took a nasty turn for the worst yesterday when Pudsey Bear turned up dressed as Jimmy Saville. “This year’s theme is Childhood Heroes,” explained one of the show’s producers. “All the other stars came appropriately dressed. Terry Wogan came as Woody from Toy Story, Fearne Cotton came as Terry Wogan […]
Calls For ‘In the Night Garden…’ to get 18 Certificate
Disgruntled parents Joseph and Mary are so fed up with the sexual innuendos in children’s TV show In the Night Garden… that they have set up a Facebook campaign to get the show branded with an 18 certificate. The show features the popular characters Upsy Daisy, Makka Pakka and Igglepiggle, and is voiced by Derek Jacobi. […]
The Sceptical Poet 