Entertainment
Bedroom Impressionist Bombs at Local Comedy Club
A man who has been practising impressions of famous people in his bedroom for ten years has been booed off the stage at his local comedy club after finally gathering the courage to get up there. Alan has now refused to ever leave his house again, but he spoke to us via phone. “I don’t […]
Ghosts to Put Cap on Immigration of the Living, says Sally Morgan
Sally Morgan, the celebrity psychic and earpiece fan, surprised a packed theatre this week when she passed on an anti-immigrant message from the ‘other side’. Sally suddenly stopped her message from granddad Bill?/John?/nowaitJack? and informed the crowd that a spokesperson for the whole of the spirit world was on the line and was about to pass […]
Confusion as Dorian Gray Thinks He’s Christian Grey
Dorian Gray has announced that he feels even more pressure to stay young and fit after the success of Fifty Shades of Grey. Speaking befuddled and confused from a nursing home in South Shields, Dorian told The Sceptical Poet: “I’m trending again now, and I need to keep up appearances. I exercise five times a […]
New John Lewis Christmas Advert Leaves Viewers in the Cold
The new John Lewis Christmas advert has been condemned by homeless charities after it depicts a homeless man being forced to watch a middle class toff family throw a lavish party. “It’s shocking but not surprising,” said anti homeless campaigner Bob. “After all, John Lewis prides itself on catering for a certain elite section of […]
Man Who Only Communicates via Film Metaphors Realises His Life Never Left Pre-Production
Single man and film buff Jeremy from the Wirral has revealed that his deep love for the moving image means the ‘film’ that is his life never even made it into pre-production, let alone got made. Speaking to the Sceptical Poet from his dvd and blu-ray crammed bedroom in his parent’s house, he said: “I […]
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