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EXCLUSIVE: Ernest Hemingway Interview
thescepticalpoet.com EXCLUSIVE: The real story behind the shortest story ever told. Today we talk to Ernest Hemingway, author, scepticalpoet blogger, one time classified ads publisher and proud winner of the shortest story ever told competition. ‘Hems’ as his friends call him won the competition with his harrowingly beautiful story, ‘For Sale, Baby Shoes, Never Worn’. […]
Mr Muscle’s Hustle
It is with regret that we announce that lovable TV hunk Mr Muscle has today, taken his own life. Mr Muscle, real name Malcolm McMuscle, took his own life in the early hours of the morning by drinking Mr Muscle Sink and Drain Unblocker. He revealed in a suicide note written on a shower curtain […]
Horror Fan Requests Refund After Spending Night Alone in Woods and Surviving
Horror movie fan Betty Jones today released the following strongly worded Twitter tirade: “Seriously, I spent the night camping in the woods. My mobile didn’t lose its signal once. There were no killers on the prowl. No strange noi” It seems that she ran out characters there, but we get the gist. We were hoping […]
Gamma Ray Expert Forced to Stop Watching BBC’s Question Time
In the first case of its kind, a reclusive American gamma ray expert living in the North West of England has been forced via a court order obtained by his doctor to stop watching BBC’s Question Time in case he endangers the lives of others. Dr Will Danner has been a fan of the show […]
Frankie Boyle to Direct Accurate Modern Nativity Play
Channel 4 have hired controversial comedian Frankie Boyle to direct an accurate modern interpretation of the Nativity Story for their new PlayHour strand. The play, which will go out on Christmas Day at the same time as the Queen’s Speech on BBC1, has been likened to the work of Dostoevsky crossed with the work of […]
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