Entertainment
The Singer Seal Spotted Surfing A Humpback Whale in Australia
The singer Seal has been spotted off the coast of Canberra surfing on a humpback whale. The usually reticent singer was spotted by beachgoers yesterday afternoon. He appeared to be singing, and was followed by musicians who played it safe using a boat. He stayed upright for about five minutes before eventually succumbing to the […]
Banksy Unveils His New Coffee Chain Mardybucks
Street artist Banksy yesterday unveiled his temporary chain of satirical coffee shops, called Mardybucks. Our reporter, Barton Mashir, went along to the grand opening in Camden. Here, he describes the experience: “As soon as you walk up to the front entrance you know you’re in for something different. The windows are greasy, and the sign […]
That’s Entertainment: The New Celeb Only Digi-Box From The BBC
So obsessed with celebrity culture are we as a society, that the flagging BBC has announced plans to introduce a new set top box that is to show only celebrity reality entertainment shows. The new box, called Bbox, is to be released just in time for Christmas. “The timing of it’s release is crucial,” said […]
Calls for David Cameron to be Sacked After He Says You Must be a Psychopath if You Secretly Film Unsuspecting Animals
Prime Minister David Cameron has come under fire for claiming in an interview that people “must have a psychopathic element to them if they’re taking pleasure from secretly filming living things.” Cameron singled out Chris Packham and David Attenborough as the worst culprits, and said he would push parliament to vote against allowing nature programs on […]
Thom Yorke Remembers He’s Still in Radiohead
Pop star Thom Yorke had a shock last weekend when a fan mentioned to him that he was still in Radiohead. “What? We split years ago, didn’t we?” he exclaimed in surprise. When the fan informed him that not only had they not split, they’d even released the odd album, a confused Thom immediately tried […]
The Sceptical Poet 