Tag Archive | David Cameron
Satirical Website Writer Happens to be on Holiday When It’s Revealed The Prime Minister Once Shagged a Dead Pig
Early this week the writer of an online satirical newspaper found his holiday soured by the sudden occurrence of exactly the kind of news he wished had happened two days before. The unnamed writer (we’ll call him Geoff) had been enjoying a week away from taking the piss out of things behind the safety of a keyboard, […]
Cameron Versus Corbyn: New Character Chess Set Announced
Games firm, The Grown Up Gadget Co (GUG Co), have announced plans to rush release a Cameron Vs Corbyn character chess set. Each piece will be hand crafted to the highest quality and will feature a tiny politician in replace of the traditional pieces. There were plans to release this on a monthly magazine subscription […]
Calls for David Cameron to be Sacked After He Says You Must be a Psychopath if You Secretly Film Unsuspecting Animals
Prime Minister David Cameron has come under fire for claiming in an interview that people “must have a psychopathic element to them if they’re taking pleasure from secretly filming living things.” Cameron singled out Chris Packham and David Attenborough as the worst culprits, and said he would push parliament to vote against allowing nature programs on […]
David Cameron Warns UK that Father Christmas is a Threat to National Security
Prime Minister David Cameron has angered seasonal holiday apologists with a tweet accusing Father Christmas of being a threat to national security. The full tweet, now removed and replaced with a voter-friendly anti-Europe rant, reads: Father Christmas is a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family’s security. Twitter users were quick […]
Swarms of Dead Migrants Coming to Britain and Stealing our Graves
Record swarms of dead migrants are pouring into this country and stealing our graves. Reports from Dover talk of lorryfuls of migrant hordes touching down upon our shores, where they are then escorted by British vehicles – at great cost to the British taxpayer – to honest-to-goodness British graves. Brian Mold, a social club owner […]
The Sceptical Poet 