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Smirnoff Furious After Gideons Refuse to Allow Vodka Adverts in Their Bibles
Smirnoff are said to be ‘flabbergasted’ after the Gideons refused to allow them to place leaflets advertising their vodka products inside their bibles. The Gideon Society are known for their advertising of Christianity by placing bibles in hotel rooms for unwary travellers. Who hasn’t rooted through the bedside table on entering a new hotel room, […]
ET Phone Care Line
ET has gone on record this week to confirm the rumours that he is, in fact, Jesus Christ. Speaking exclusively to the wonderful Scepticpoet, he revealed: “I’m a little miffed that no one has ever noticed before, save for the odd college student and their pretentious media studies essays. I’m a bit lonely now and […]
Atheists Accused of Stealing Santa
Atheists and humanists have gone on record this week to talk about the abuse they suffer during the Christmas period. Incidents of abuse, colloquially known as Santa Slamming, have been growing over the past decade. Atheist Jesse told us: “I took my kids to see Father Christmas and the next thing I knew, a nosy neighbour […]
Jesus’s Mum Calls Him Selfish for Not Having Any Kids
Jesus’s mum, Mary Carpenter, has gone on record in an interview for the Catholic Herald as believing her son, Christian superhero Jesus Christ, to be selfish for choosing to be childless. “How dare he waste his time inspiring multitudes when he could be pouring all his love and devotion into a small number of select […]
Texas Man Decides to Live Like God. Gets Shot for Trespass.
Texas man Trent Bickle was well-known in his local town of Broaddus Bend. He was at the local church every Sunday without fail, and was by all accounts a devout Christian. So it came as little surprise when he told his friends last month that he was going to base all his life decisions from that […]
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