Entertainment
David Mitchell Kidnapped and Forced to Replace Stephen Fry on QI
The team of BBC1’s Would I Lie To You? were left stunned last night when top BBC executives forced their way onto the set during a live recording and kidnapped team captain David Mitchell. Police were called to the BBC headquarters in Salford but ultimately decided not to intervene. “Come on,” said Superintendent Julie […]
Eastenders to Cast Soaps’ First Three Legged Cat
Eastenders has always been famous for casting roles that tick every box, with gay vicars, HIV positive people, and disabled and ethnic minority characters. It’s no surprise then, that in a bid to boost ratings and upstage the Coronation Street cat, they have recently cast Kooky the three legged tabby. “The Coronation Street cat […]
Hairy Bikers Turn Out to be Ant and Dec
The worlds of entertainment and science have been rocked by the revelation that the ‘hairy bikers’, otherwise known as Dave Myers and Si King, are actually a middle-aged Ant and Dec who have time travelled from the future. The discovery happened during the first day of shooting for ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of […]
Homeless Man Pretends to be Movie Star for the Day
Spurred on by Richard Gere’s recent epiphany, homeless man Scabby Adams decided to see if he could live like the more monied for a day. “I had nothing else to do,” he said. “And the novelty of being homeless had worn off.” Scabby was often told that he had movie star looks before he turned […]
Justin Bieber, What a Cock
Yes, you heard it here, not first, but hey, we felt the need to mention it anyway, just in case you’ve been living in a hole. If you have been living in a hole, it’s time to wake up and smell the winky. Yes, we can confirm it to be absolutely, 100% true. We’ve seen […]
The Sceptical Poet 