Tag Archive | Trident
Trident to be Replaced by a Floating Raft and a Pitbull
In an effort to save money and to shut up anti-nuclear campaigners, the government have announced that as of next year they will not be renewing the UK’s nuclear deterrent, the Trident submarines. Instead, they will be replacing it with a floating raft and a hungry pitbull. The raft, which will be painted in the […]
Lib Dem Leader Says He’ll Press Any Button You Want
The leader of the Liberal Democrats has said that if he was Prime Minister he would press any button the public wanted him to: red, blue, yellow, whatever. Following David Cameron’s “I would definitely press the red button” response to Jeremy Corbyn’s non-nuclear stance, Tim Farron (yes, we had to look him up), clearly not wanting […]
The Sceptical Poet 