Tag Archive | Christmas
Anonymous Declare War on Christmas
Vigilante internet hacking group Anonymous, who stole their persona from the godawful V For Vendetta film, have this week declared war on ‘Christmas in November’. Speaking exclusively to The Sceptical Poet – and anybody else who has internet access – Anonymous co-founder Alan, er, we mean ‘Mr Anonymous’, told us: “It’s one day of the […]
ET Phone Care Line
ET has gone on record this week to confirm the rumours that he is, in fact, Jesus Christ. Speaking exclusively to the wonderful Scepticpoet, he revealed: “I’m a little miffed that no one has ever noticed before, save for the odd college student and their pretentious media studies essays. I’m a bit lonely now and […]
Atheists Accused of Stealing Santa
Atheists and humanists have gone on record this week to talk about the abuse they suffer during the Christmas period. Incidents of abuse, colloquially known as Santa Slamming, have been growing over the past decade. Atheist Jesse told us: “I took my kids to see Father Christmas and the next thing I knew, a nosy neighbour […]
Toy Review: Baby Annabel
Baby Annabel is a realistic baby shaped doll, marginally cheaper to maintain than a real baby. She comes with such features as the ability to drink water (and presumably piss it back out again, or else she’ll drown). She can also move her eyes and cry (maybe that’s how she doesn’t drown from all the […]
Woman Admits She Can’t Tell the Difference Between Quality Street and Roses
A middle aged woman has gone on record this week stating that she doesn’t know the difference between Nestlé’s Quality Street and Cadbury’s Roses. “I’m 47 years old. I’ve been gorging on these chocolates every christmas for 46 years, and I still can’t tell the bloody difference,” said a disgruntled Patricia. “It’s the run up […]
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