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Islamic State Tops List of Most Obese Countries
A report by the World Health Organisation has listed Islamic State as the most obese nation in the world. The report has generated controversy across the world as many people do not consider Islamic State a proper nation or country. It also generated controversy within Islamic State itself, as obesity goes against their image. “We’re […]
John the Baptist to sue St John’s Ambulance Service
John the Baptist has filed a lawsuit against St John’s Ambulance service, demanding that they remove his name from their title. “It’s offensive,” he told BBC News this morning. “They use my name to advertise their service, despite the fact that I’ve been waiting 2000 years for them to show up. I was in a […]
Frankie Boyle to Direct Accurate Modern Nativity Play
Channel 4 have hired controversial comedian Frankie Boyle to direct an accurate modern interpretation of the Nativity Story for their new PlayHour strand. The play, which will go out on Christmas Day at the same time as the Queen’s Speech on BBC1, has been likened to the work of Dostoevsky crossed with the work of […]
The Sceptical Poet 