Out of This World
Thousands of New York Ghosts to Sue for Wrongful Imprisonment
A small team of self-styled ‘ghostbusters’ are being sued by thousands of New York ghosts in the biggest lawsuit of its kind. The ghosts, currently residing in a large containment unit in the basement of the ghostbusters’ headquarters, are suing the ghostbusters for what they see as wrongful imprisonment. Their representative, Mr Slimer, the longest […]
The Cloud Gets Lost in The Cloud
Fears are growing for the safety of The Cloud after it reportedly lost itself in The Cloud. The Cloud has now been missing for over 24 hours, so police are starting to take its disappearance seriously. “Most lost things turn up within 24 hours,” said Police Constable Davies, “So unless you’ve lost a child or […]
Hairy Bikers Turn Out to be Ant and Dec
The worlds of entertainment and science have been rocked by the revelation that the ‘hairy bikers’, otherwise known as Dave Myers and Si King, are actually a middle-aged Ant and Dec who have time travelled from the future. The discovery happened during the first day of shooting for ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of […]
Scientists Discover That The Last General Election Put Us into An Opposite Universe
Scientists at the European Space Agency have discovered that the last general election pushed the planet Earth into an opposite ‘mirror’ universe. In a new paper, the ESA state: “The public reaction of abject horror following the success of the Conservatives was so strong, that it propelled the Earth into a parallel universe where everything […]
NASA Finds Evidence of Advanced Civilisation on Mars – Twenty Minutes Later No-One Gives a Shit
At 10am this morning, NASA reported that it had found evidence of a highly advanced alien civilisation on Mars. At 10.20am the general public reported they no longer gave a shit. The scenes at NASA headquarters were jubilant: “This is amazing!” said mission leader John Dayson. “We thought we’d find some fossilised microbes at best. […]
The Sceptical Poet 