Health and Lifestyle
Android and SD Card Divorce Because of Differences Over Where Their Music Collection Should be Stored
Phone operating system Android and it’s partner SD Card have finally divorced, citing long-term diagreements over where their music collection should be kept. The news comes as no surprise to their friends, who say that there have been problems between the two of them for years now. “They were so happy in the early days,” […]
Python Owner Refuses to Call Him Monty
A snake owner from North Wales has refused to name her new pet python Monty, eliciting a storm of outrage from her local village. “It makes no sense,” said Helen, owner of the local sweet shop. “What’s the point in owning a python if you’re not going to call it Monty? It’s the only funny […]
Underperforming Families to become Academies
Under new guidelines any British families deemed to be underperforming will be forced to become academies, the government said today. The news comes hot on the heels of a government-led enquiry into the ‘family unit’, which revealed that most families were struggling to get by as a result of bad fiscal management by local authority […]
Pancakes Cure Cancer, says Daily Express
It was suggested today that pancakes might help keep cancer at bay, despite their high fat content. A special report in the Daily Express cited a study that implied regular pancake ingestion every February reduced incidences of stomach cancer. The two-month study of six people training to run in the London marathon discovered that in […]
Pancakes Cause Cancer, says Daily Mail
It was suggested today that pancakes may be one of the prime causes of stomach cancer in Britain, according to a special report in the Daily Mail. A two month study of six obese people who all lived in the same family home discovered that in almost two-thirds of those studied, stomach cancer usually tended […]
The Sceptical Poet 