Tag Archive | Jesus
Jehovah Escapes Jail after No Witnesses turn up to Court
A criminal long wanted by police has escaped jail after no witnesses turned up to court. “We are very saddened by this result,” said Police Superintendent Moira Jameson. “We were led to believe that this man had many witnesses to his crimes, maybe as many as 144,000. We don’t know if their failure to turn […]
Frankie Boyle to Direct Accurate Modern Nativity Play
Channel 4 have hired controversial comedian Frankie Boyle to direct an accurate modern interpretation of the Nativity Story for their new PlayHour strand. The play, which will go out on Christmas Day at the same time as the Queen’s Speech on BBC1, has been likened to the work of Dostoevsky crossed with the work of […]
Jesus’s Mum Calls Him Selfish for Not Having Any Kids
Jesus’s mum, Mary Carpenter, has gone on record in an interview for the Catholic Herald as believing her son, Christian superhero Jesus Christ, to be selfish for choosing to be childless. “How dare he waste his time inspiring multitudes when he could be pouring all his love and devotion into a small number of select […]
The Sceptical Poet 