Tag Archive | God
Jehovah Escapes Jail after No Witnesses turn up to Court
A criminal long wanted by police has escaped jail after no witnesses turned up to court. “We are very saddened by this result,” said Police Superintendent Moira Jameson. “We were led to believe that this man had many witnesses to his crimes, maybe as many as 144,000. We don’t know if their failure to turn […]
Texas Man Decides to Live Like God. Gets Shot for Trespass.
Texas man Trent Bickle was well-known in his local town of Broaddus Bend. He was at the local church every Sunday without fail, and was by all accounts a devout Christian. So it came as little surprise when he told his friends last month that he was going to base all his life decisions from that […]
‘I Am Bigger Than Corbyn’, God Announces
God has gone on record this week to confirm once and for all that he is most definitely, without doubt, almost certainly: “Bigger than Corbyn.” God’s press release stated: “As you seem to have forgotten, I would just like to remind you all that I am bigger than Corbyn.” Speaking exclusively to thescepticalpoet, God snorted: […]
Wind changes. Man ‘Stuck Like That’
“If the wind changes, you’ll stick like that.” Did your mother ever tell you that, as you were gurning at a passer-by through a bus window? Well, heed the warning folks, she may have been right. Last night, in some dingy northern backwater, unimportant pleb Colin Lawrence was returning home from the pub when a […]
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