Tag Archive | David Cameron
Heroin Addict Offended by Poppy
A new #poppygate* erupted this week when heroin addict Phil from Scarborough revealed in a series of tweets that he finds remembrance poppies offensive. “They’re an insult to heroin users,” he wrote. “Poppies are supposed to be about the processing of opium to get high, not getting maudlin about the dead.” And: “When I think […]
No 10 Photoshop Some Humanity into David Cameron’s Soul
No 10 have been caught out photoshopping some fucking humanity into David Cameron’s soul. The furore started when a twitter user pointed out that a recent publicity photo of the PM released by No 10 looked very familiar to one released several months ago, but with a slight difference. This is the photo from several […]
Tories to Skip Increase in Grammar Schools and to Just Shoot Underperforming Children
Prime Minister David Cameron announced today that the government are to skip entirely any increase in the number of grammar schools, and just shoot underperforming children instead. Speaking outside number ten, he said: “The creation of new grammar schools is a time-consuming and costly process. In the interests of austerity, we have decided to skip […]
The Sceptical Poet 