Tag Archive | Christmas
Coca-Cola Unveils New Limited Edition ‘Christmas’ Flavour
Coke giants Coca-Cola are adding to their already over saturated cola market with a “stunning new flavour”. Following the success of their other flavoured colas like vanilla, diet and cherry, and following the moderate success of their citrus and caffeine free flavours, they will be releasing a special seasonal cola. “Our new ‘Christmas Coke’ features subtle […]
David Cameron Warns UK that Father Christmas is a Threat to National Security
Prime Minister David Cameron has angered seasonal holiday apologists with a tweet accusing Father Christmas of being a threat to national security. The full tweet, now removed and replaced with a voter-friendly anti-Europe rant, reads: Father Christmas is a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family’s security. Twitter users were quick […]
It’s A Blue, Blue Christmas
Facebook recently announced that it has ‘bought Christmas’. In a statement to the press, they said they have purchased the entire festival and everything related to it. Father Christmas will now wear a blue outfit to offset his white beard in a bid to emulate the colours of the facebook flag. In addition, facebook will […]
The Sceptical Poet 