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David Cameron Warns UK that Father Christmas is a Threat to National Security
Prime Minister David Cameron has angered seasonal holiday apologists with a tweet accusing Father Christmas of being a threat to national security. The full tweet, now removed and replaced with a voter-friendly anti-Europe rant, reads: Father Christmas is a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family’s security. Twitter users were quick […]
Our Alien Overlords Give Us Another Year of Life Due to Good Behaviour
The reptilian alien race known as the Ekid, who secretly rule the human race, have granted us another year of life due to good behaviour. Speaking on a top secret frequency to the world’s leaders, their representative said: “You guys have done really well over the last few decades, especially in the area of ‘pollution’. […]
Superman Admits He’s Useless
Famous Metropolis resident Superman has admitted in an interview that his super powers are completely useless. “People think it must be great to be able to fly,” he told reporter Lois Lane. “The truth is, it’s actually incredibly dangerous. I’ve never done any flight training. I can’t even drive. I don’t know where the planes […]
Luke and Leia Skywalker Left Stunned at Reading of Their Father’s Will
It must have begun as a happy day. After nearly thirty years of legal wrangling, the children of the late tyrant Darth Vader (real name, Anakin Skywalker) were finally about to hear what had been left to them in his will. The contents of that document turned out to be a shock for everyone concerned. […]
The Sceptical Poet 