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Award Winning Irrigation System Reveals Surprising Inspiration
For decades, the country of Benzuania has been plagued by drought. It’s people have hung on by a thread, losing hundreds every year, completely at the mercy of their unforgiving landscape. That was, until the day Kenz Oaken, a former citizen of the country who left to study farming at university in the US, returned […]
New Star Trek Series Just Rick Berman Streaming Box Sets From His Living Room
Star Trek fans were devastated this morning when it was revealed that the new Star Trek series due for release in 2017 is just former series producer Rick Berman beaming – sorry, streaming – box sets of the old series’ from his living room. Fans were elated at last night’s news that the show would […]
Welcome to the One Night a Year When We Encourage Children to Take Candy From Strangers
We spend years teaching our children not to talk to strangers, not to take things from them, and not to be horrible little shits. So, welcome to the one night of the year when we teach them: What the hell. You take that rancid out-of-date lolly off the creepy man at number 47. Don’t forget the homemade […]
Thousands of New York Ghosts to Sue for Wrongful Imprisonment
A small team of self-styled ‘ghostbusters’ are being sued by thousands of New York ghosts in the biggest lawsuit of its kind. The ghosts, currently residing in a large containment unit in the basement of the ghostbusters’ headquarters, are suing the ghostbusters for what they see as wrongful imprisonment. Their representative, Mr Slimer, the longest […]
Texas Man Decides to Live Like God. Gets Shot for Trespass.
Texas man Trent Bickle was well-known in his local town of Broaddus Bend. He was at the local church every Sunday without fail, and was by all accounts a devout Christian. So it came as little surprise when he told his friends last month that he was going to base all his life decisions from that […]
The Sceptical Poet 