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Controversy as Syria War Strategists Revealed to be Games Workshop Staff

Controversy as Syria War Strategists Revealed to be Games Workshop Staff

David Cameron came under fire this week when it was revealed that he has been outsourcing strategy planning for the war in Syria to his local branch of Games Workshop. The news came out when a journalist casually visited the shop and noticed that the 3D game board in the middle of the shop looked […]

Government to Outsource Syria Debate to One Poll

The government has decided to outsource any further ethical debate over the bombing of Syria to multiple-choice pollsters One Poll. “Morals are difficult,” said David Cameron. “I think it’s much better if we privatise these kinds of decisions to anonymous Internet button clickers.” One Poll are said to be delighted to have beaten ATOS to […]

Anonymous Declare War on Christmas

Anonymous Declare War on Christmas

Vigilante internet hacking group Anonymous, who stole their persona from the godawful V For Vendetta film, have this week declared war on ‘Christmas in November’. Speaking exclusively to The Sceptical Poet – and anybody else who has internet access – Anonymous co-founder Alan, er, we mean ‘Mr Anonymous’, told us: “It’s one day of the […]