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Cameron Only Wants to Bomb a Country Because Tony Blair Did

Cameron Only Wants to Bomb a Country Because Tony Blair Did

It has been revealed that David Cameron is jealous of Tony Blair’s lovable adventures in Iraq, and simply wants to have his own ‘go’ at Syria. “We’re supposed to be the nasty party,” said a source. “Cameron can’t simply let Blair have the monopoly on being a warmongering dickhead. It is completely understandable that Cameron […]

Government to Reintroduce Beard Tax

Government to Reintroduce Beard Tax

Now that stupid, long bushy beards are back in fashion, the government have decided to reintroduce everybody’s favourite compulsory state contribution: The Beard Tax. Clean shaven and speaking from his home in Downing Street, Prime Minister David Cameron said: “Given the new popularity of facial hair, and the success in England and Russia in the […]