Tag Archive | Tony Blair
Labour No Longer Even Backed by D:Ream
Labour have been left disappointed after it was revealed that their former cheerleaders, pop band D:Ream, no longer support Labour. The band’s song Things Can Only Get Better became the official anthem for Labour’s 1994 election campaign, helping them into power despite the general message being really fucking cynical if you think about it. D:Ream […]
Julian Assange Requests UN Change Definition of Rape to ‘Arbitrary Detention of the Penis’
Following on from his success in getting the UN to recognise the avoidance of arrest as somehow being detained against your will, Julian Assange has decided to see what other bullshit he can get away with. As of today he has petitioned the UN to recognise rape as ‘the unlawful and arbitrary detention of the […]
Cameron Only Wants to Bomb a Country Because Tony Blair Did
It has been revealed that David Cameron is jealous of Tony Blair’s lovable adventures in Iraq, and simply wants to have his own ‘go’ at Syria. “We’re supposed to be the nasty party,” said a source. “Cameron can’t simply let Blair have the monopoly on being a warmongering dickhead. It is completely understandable that Cameron […]
Tony Blair’s Kids to Apologise for Tony Blair
Tony Blair’s children are to give a joint speech on Wednesday in which they are expected to apologise on behalf of their family for their father’s behaviour while prime minister of the UK. They will assure the country that, “They will never make the same mistake again.” A leaked excerpt of the speech obtained by The Sceptical […]
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