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All Death Row Inmates Spared After US Government Realises the Death Penalty is Vile and Barbaric

All Death Row Inmates Spared After US Government Realises the Death Penalty is Vile and Barbaric

US government officials did a massive u-turn this week and abolished the death penalty entirely. President Barack Obama, who turned up to the press conference in a tracksuit and refused to sing the national anthem (the bastard), has issued the following statement: “We can only apologise that it’s taken us so long, but we can […]