Tag Archive | the bible
The Pope is Gay
In what has been called the greatest ‘troll’ of all time, Pope Francis has revealed that he is gay. Pope Francis, real name Jorge, was giving a speech to a gathering of cardinals in his capacity as 266th leader of the Catholic church. In the middle of a half-arsed sentence about potentially ‘modernising’ the church […]
Smirnoff Furious After Gideons Refuse to Allow Vodka Adverts in Their Bibles
Smirnoff are said to be ‘flabbergasted’ after the Gideons refused to allow them to place leaflets advertising their vodka products inside their bibles. The Gideon Society are known for their advertising of Christianity by placing bibles in hotel rooms for unwary travellers. Who hasn’t rooted through the bedside table on entering a new hotel room, […]
The Sceptical Poet 