Tag Archive | Terry Wogan

Julian Assange Requests UN Change Definition of Rape to ‘Arbitrary Detention of the Penis’

Julian Assange Requests UN Change Definition of Rape to ‘Arbitrary Detention of the Penis’

Following on from his success in getting the UN to recognise the avoidance of arrest as somehow being detained against your will, Julian Assange has decided to see what other bullshit he can get away with. As of today he has petitioned the UN to recognise rape as ‘the unlawful and arbitrary detention of the […]

Children In Need ‘Childhood Hero’ Theme Takes a Turn For the worst

Children In Need ‘Childhood Hero’ Theme Takes a Turn For the worst

This year’s Children In Need rehearsals took a nasty turn for the worst yesterday when Pudsey Bear turned up dressed as Jimmy Saville. “This year’s theme is Childhood Heroes,” explained one of┬áthe show’s producers. “All the other stars came appropriately dressed. Terry Wogan came as Woody from Toy Story, Fearne Cotton came as Terry Wogan […]