Tag Archive | Santa Claus
Donald Trump Taps Father Christmas for Foreign Secretary
Father Christmas has been appointed to Foreign Secretary in the upcoming Trump administration. The bearded globetrotter was considered the ideal choice to export Trump’s version of America across the world. Donald Trump explained his choice at a media conference by tweeting via his mobile to the journalists standing right in front of him: “Nic is […]
Santa Dead from Soot-Related Illness
Santa Claus was pronounced dead today after suffering from a soot-related illness. In a tearful statement to the Lapland press, Mrs Claus said: “My husband loved his work, but despite years of campaigning for better work conditions, it was all too little too soon. The soot from all those chimneys proved too much and he […]
The Sceptical Poet 