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Government Announce New Plans to Scrap Sleep

Government Announce New Plans to Scrap Sleep

The government have this morning released a statement announcing plans to eradicate sleep. “Starting next year, everyone of working age will be required by law to take the new anti-sleeping pill. Anyone refusing to take the pill will be sanctioned and given the pill anally,” said the prime minister. “Refusal to take the drug will […]