Tag Archive | rugby
Outrage as Rugby Players are Replaced by Singing Buffoons
ITV have received tens of thousands of complaints this week after coverage of the rugby was replaced by The X Factor. “It’s a bloody disgrace,” said sports fan Wally. “I was just getting into the rugby and then they went and axed it for Shite Factor. Now I’ll never know what happened to my favourite […]
Rugby Player Comes Out as Not Giving a Fuck about Sport
Rugby League player Teagan Thurst has become the first British player to openly not give a fuck about rugby, or indeed any other sport. “It’s just a fucking ball,” he told the BBC. “It should not be taboo for sportsmen and women to come out as being bored shitless by all this pointless running around […]
The Sceptical Poet 