Tag Archive | Richard Branson
Nigel Farage found Stabbed to Death with a Pencil
UKIP leader Nigel Farage has been found stabbed to death in a pub, a pint in one hand and his penis in the other. The offensive weapon, other than his penis, was a polling booth pencil. UKIP are in disarray, calling for the arrest of all Remain voters and the destruction of all pencils. However, […]
Open Letter to Richard Branson
What follows is an open letter to the famed entrepeneur Richard Branson, by should-be-famous entrepeneur Gerard Nickleby… Dear Richard Branson, I too am an entrepeneur, and I have discovered a foolproof way that you could save money. I suggest that you take me on as an advisor, with a 51% share in all revenue from […]
The Sceptical Poet 