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Santa Dead from Soot-Related Illness

Santa Dead from Soot-Related Illness

Santa Claus was pronounced dead today after suffering from a soot-related illness. In a tearful statement to the Lapland press, Mrs Claus said: “My husband loved his work, but despite years of campaigning for better work conditions, it was all too little too soon. The soot from all those chimneys proved too much and he […]

Chaos Feared as Autocorrect Function Jeopardises Children’s Present Lists

Chaos Feared as Autocorrect Function Jeopardises Children’s Present Lists

The ubiquity of smartphone technology among today’s children has raised concerns over parents buying the wrong presents. All smartphones have an Autocorrect Function, which corrects spelling mistakes to the most likely intended word. However, the technology is unpredictable, often correcting words to odd and/or daft alternatives (particularly on Android phones, when you’re trying to type […]