Tag Archive | Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage found Stabbed to Death with a Pencil
UKIP leader Nigel Farage has been found stabbed to death in a pub, a pint in one hand and his penis in the other. The offensive weapon, other than his penis, was a polling booth pencil. UKIP are in disarray, calling for the arrest of all Remain voters and the destruction of all pencils. However, […]
Cameron Versus Corbyn: New Character Chess Set Announced
Games firm, The Grown Up Gadget Co (GUG Co), have announced plans to rush release a Cameron Vs Corbyn character chess set. Each piece will be hand crafted to the highest quality and will feature a tiny politician in replace of the traditional pieces. There were plans to release this on a monthly magazine subscription […]
The Sceptical Poet 