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Doctors and Nurses to be Required to Show Passports Before Treating Patients 

Doctors and Nurses to be Required to Show Passports Before Treating Patients 

Leading Tories have revealed government plans to make doctors and nurses show their passport before treating patients. Philip Hogman, Earl of Dumbagshire, told us: “We need to stop health tourism. By making doctors and nurses show their passports we can weed out foreigners who are coming here and providing our healthcare and being paid for […]

NHS Recommends Shopping Till You Drop

So desperate are the NHS to cut spending, that traditional psychiatric therapy will soon be replaced by retail therapy. The reasoning behind the move is that it will encourage people to spend more money, which in turn will boost the economy and hopefully the NHS itself. There are some fears that this may increase personal […]