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NASA Finds Evidence of Advanced Civilisation on Mars – Twenty Minutes Later No-One Gives a Shit

NASA Finds Evidence of Advanced Civilisation on Mars – Twenty Minutes Later No-One Gives a Shit

At 10am this morning, NASA reported that it had found evidence of a highly advanced alien civilisation on Mars. At 10.20am the general public reported they no longer gave a shit. The scenes at NASA headquarters were jubilant: “This is amazing!” said mission leader John Dayson. “We thought we’d find some fossilised microbes at best. […]