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NASA Finds Evidence of Advanced Civilisation on Mars – Twenty Minutes Later No-One Gives a Shit

NASA Finds Evidence of Advanced Civilisation on Mars – Twenty Minutes Later No-One Gives a Shit

At 10am this morning, NASA reported that it had found evidence of a highly advanced alien civilisation on Mars. At 10.20am the general public reported they no longer gave a shit. The scenes at NASA headquarters were jubilant: “This is amazing!” said mission leader John Dayson. “We thought we’d find some fossilised microbes at best. […]

Surf Board Manufacturer Announces New ‘Mars’ Range

Surf Board Manufacturer Announces New ‘Mars’ Range

Following the news that there is running water on Mars, surf board manufacturers Board Stupid have announced their new ‘Mars’ Range. The stylish boards are specially weighted for Mars’ gravity and come in a variety of Mars-themed designs, such as ‘Totally Recall, Dude’ and ‘The Surfer Chronicles’. Board Stupid are hoping to appeal to the […]