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Tampons Demand Luxury Rights

Tampons Demand Luxury Rights

It would seem that being called a ‘luxury item’ has given the meagre tampon a superiority complex. Checking into the executive suite at the London┬áHilton, Tammy Tampon was overheard snarling at the receptionist: “Don’t you know who I am?” “I’m the self nominated spokesperson for ‘ladies things’, and our voices will be heard,” she vowed […]