Tag Archive | Keith Lemon

Rose Angry at Lemon

Rose Angry at Lemon

Axl Rose has blown his signature top this week after being compared to Keith Lemon for the fiftieth time. “He didn’t know who this dude was, so the first forty-nine times he took it as a compliment,” said Destiny Dante, Axl’s 22-year-old model/stripper girlfriend. “Then one day he was merrily eating his pre-show roast dinner, […]